I shoulda been...

-a doctor so I could examine my son and determine if he really is sick, then write a prescription if needed

-a chef so I could make nutritious and delicious meals for my family and enjoy doing it

-a photographer so I could capture amazing photographs of my family

-a computer programmer so I could fix any technological problem that arises

-a nutritionist so I would know how our bodies process foods

-a personal trainer so I would know what exercises to do to get rid of these jiggly arms (and hips, and thighs...)

-a writer so I could have an amazing blog that thousands of people would read and I could make money off of it

-a mathematician so when Blake reaches high school I won't have to tell him I never really learned how to do proofs

But I'm a mom.  

And I can live with that.