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Thursday, July 21, 2011

Dear (fill-in-the-blank),

Dear kitchen,

I can't stand you. You always smell. The only thing I can figure out is that food rots in the trash can at a faster rate because it gets so hot during the day and there is no a/c to cool you down. But frankly, I don't care what your excuse is. I still hate you.

Sincerely,
hating you


Dear 1 hour nap,

You are no longer welcome in my home. Tell your friends 2 and 3 hour nap they are required to be here everyday around noon.

Sincerely,
hate not being able to finish a few chapters in the book I'm reading


Dear amazing apartments in Brooklyn,

Where are you?

Sincerely,
searching


Dear red wine vinegar,

I've done way too much reading about whether you contain alcohol or not. I'm going to use you anyway.

Sincerely,
don't care anymore


Dear TV stand,


You look great!


Sincerely,
Whitney

4 comments:

Chelsea said...

Glad makes bags with febreeze and it does wonders to cover odors, maybe worth checking out? And I don't know if that includes Blake's diapers, but I tie diapers up in their own separate grocery bag so as not to smell up the whole house when I don't have the time to take them outside (which is pretty much always!)

Come back to Utah already! Boo on NY!

And I wouldn't stress about the vinegar. I don't think it's got a huge alcoholic content, and even if it does have trace amounts, they say the heat kills it. My uncle just made a ham glazed with a heiniken beer just because he knows we don't drink and he's jacked up like that!

Marie said...

Oh my goodness I hate the way my kitchen smells! I take out the trash everyday and I can't get ride of the smell, I blogged about this disgusting issue too.

Jun and Naomi said...

I'm sorry that I'm reading your blog from Lindsay. You are so funny! I love your blog! I wish I could comment better on your blog.

Tori Wilding said...

Dear Sunset Park rapist,

Have you been caught yet? We all hate you. Everyone.

Sincerely,
womankind